Hello, everyone.

[deranged_gofer]

I finally found this "lapjob" thingy everybody seems to be carrying around. It's very difficult to use, but luckily there is the voice mode.

Hey, what does this button do? Okay, so that's volume down. It's okay, I'm a fast learner. Volume up again and yes, much better this way

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[potter_mouth]

THERE'S AN EASY WAY TO GET THE FAT LADY TO LET YOU USE CAPITALS AT HER, JUST POKE HER WITH YOUR WAND AND THINK FIRE. IT'S PRETTY FUNNY.

[deranged_gofer]

You are a strange boy.

Hey, where did you get that scar on your head?

[boogiedownvince]

Er, looking forward to see you on Junior DEs then, er, Eric?

I myself don't eat death. I'm on a strict diet that includes letuce and er. Letuce.

Do you like dancing, Eric?

[paparazzi_colin]

You know what some people shouldn't eat nothing but lettuce and diet constantly or they'll end up fainting again, of course this is just my opinion Eric, I wont stop you from eating nothing but lettuce...Eric.

[boogiedownvince]

Er, well, if people choose to eat only lettuce I mean, obviously it's because erm they er, need to be on a diet. Er.

But I'm sure Eric is very grateful for. Er, your concern.

[paparazzi_colin]

Was that directed at me?
Well god what ever happened to the ignoring me for all eternity thing????

[tart_in_tartan]

Eric, dear, if you would like to stop by my office after lessons I would be happy to tutor you.

[deranged_gofer]

I, er. I'll have to consider your offer later, Professor. It turns out a lot of fellow students are willing to tutor me.

But thank you for the offer, I guess. I.. I'll see you in class.

[deanosovirtuoso]

Wait. You really do not remember anything from your past life Eric?

[deranged_gofer]

I have a past life?

Wait a minute. You know me?

...Dad?

[deanosovirtuoso]

Does this mean-

does this mean that one of our number has actually reach nirvana? Maybe it really is real! A catepillar can grow up to be a moth after a brief transformation in the cocoon. The rain can bring a rainbow. A tadpole can become a frog!

Oh, Eric, welcome home!

[deranged_gofer]

Thanks, dad!

[deranged_gofer]

HEY MACARENA!

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