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[deranged_gofer]

Cho, I'm available at the moment. What did you want my advice on

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[alwayspms]

Oh, I was just wondering about the finer details of being a, ah, ...frauboy.

[deranged_gofer]

Frauboy, du sagst? Well, let's get out terms correct first! I think you mean "Bub". It's a strange word, I know, but just think of it as Bob.

Actually, maybe it's better if we just talk about the secret behind being Bob, in case we would want certain people who may or may not spend time in coffins not to know what we're talking about. I saw your last post and while it was very Bob, it was explicitly so. Don't try to be UberBob! Go for subtlety.

[alwayspms]

Subtlety? Do elaborate, please. I am having a surprisingly difficult time. Bob Lingo is elusive damn hard.

Also, I feel it is important to achieve a Boblike appearance.

[deranged_gofer]

Well, there are ways, I suppose. Painful ways. Do you really want to go that far? After all, there are people who might enjoy your un-Bobness more than anything.

But wait, I heard you already have a key! I believe you discussed it with Gregory some time ago. Perhaps things are not as hopeless as I thought. You have a great chance becoming a full BubBob.

In order to understand the full essence of being a Bob, is to take every Bob you know and see the things the Bobs have in common. There are individual differences between Bobs, just like with un-Bobs and if you remove those, you'll eventually get to the bottom of being a Bob. (As opposed to, natürlich, the bottom of Bob. Also known as arse.)