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[deranged_gofer]

This Weasley twin received the correct end of the lollipop. It's all right, Fred, I'm certain it is nice to be associated with ...prunes when people see you. And come on, it's a female body! A gorge-.. A female body, Fred! It's very uncomfortable going to the toilet with someone else's equipment stuck in your trousers, I'll have you know

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[stolen_marbles]

Isn't my hair so pretty? I really like this shade! And my figure! I wonder if it's possible to keep it.

The stars were pretty, though, and I liked your stories about ponies.

You know so much about them! I'm impressed, really. Dancing is overrated, especially when you could be talking about ponies.

[deranged_gofer]

Your figure was fine before the punch, Luna...

The stars were! And well, I did some studying so we'd have something to talk about. Besides ponies, I read about other horsie-type of animals. What do you know about donkeys? Me? More than I should.

I actually did try to get you to dance, but, uhh, there were just so many pony topics to go through in one night!

[stolen_marbles]

You're too nice, George.

I know quite a bit about donkeys, actually. When I was six, I went to a Muggle celebration of some kind. They had a man riding a donkey, and there were palm branches and things everywhere. Suddenly the donkey panicked and dove out of the window.

Glass went everywhere. It was pretty; like a broken rainbow.

[deranged_gofer]

Oh my Godric, that's awful, Luna! Was the donkey injured?

Wait, they had the donkey inside a building? I hope it wasn't one of those Muggle sky-crapers. Nothing is more sad than a dead ass. They're so cute! The way they bounce trut. Or, I don't know, walk. What do donkeys do, anyway? Besides jump out of windows.

[deranged_gofer]

If we weren't in the same house then I would use my current status as Professor to take points for that insult! Although you're right; this body is a bit... pruny. Still, it does lend an air of credibility, don't you think?

[deranged_gofer]

Er, people are not scared because you can deduct points, they're scared because they think you will ...make advances. And I'm not talking chess.