This song is soooooo ignorant--but HYSTERICAL. Mike Patton's vocal gymnastics and lunatic lyrics really make this song more than just a chuckle.

Gods...the Handsome Family. This is one of the eeriest songs I've ever heard. This is another one of those "inspired a novel" songs.

Mazzy Star makes me want to move to Wyoming and fall in love with a blonde, long-faced girl from a horse farm.

This is one of the prettiest, happiest, most awesome songs ever written. It needs a video full of swirling lights and animal costumes.

Emilie Autumn...So hot. So deranged. The perfect woman for me! This song, though, should be the theme to the next James Bond movie.

THIS IS MY MOTHERFUCKING JAM! I'm dying for your sins on the dancefloor--can't you see?! This song makes me want to explode.

UH-OH! This song'll smack you right in the mouth.

This song is actually by The O'Kaysions, and features one of THE greatest basslines in history. You better aks somebody!

The song so awesome I'm writing a short novel based on it.

The Comateens...only THE greatest New Wave band, like, EVER.