Shlomo says "No mo'!" to Homos.

[derekcfpegritz]

Some dingdong Chasidic leader in Israel says the earthquake recently felt across Israel is the result of "all them dang sodomites just a-sodomizin' all over the place these days."You know, usually, I don't have much to say about Jews...even though the God of the Old Testament is a certifiable psychotic fuckhead whom no one in their right mind would

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[prolixe]

But they're not crazy! Haven't you heard the expression: If the house is a'rockin', don't come a'knockin'? Clearly the earthquake was the result of so many people having absolutely amazing gay sex. [/end sarcasm] If only we were all so lucky.

[derekcfpegritz]

Oh, yes, my dear--if only we were so lucky. ;) I don't know if I could promise a truly earth-moving experience, but I've been known to inspire some pretty impressive tremblors in my time.

[dj_lollidrop]

We should all be so lucky to have the power of The Gay. I mean, it causes earthquakes and hurricanes! It's like they have their own superpowers.

So, if The Gay is powerful enough to cause natural disasters, one wonders why it hasn't been strong enough to bring about gay marriage. Or perhaps these fundies really are crazy...nah...

[tinomenwprlock]

enough boobies could counteract the gay, but a mass gathering of The Gay would need plenty of boobies, possibly millions.