Me! I finished redoing what I was working on for my mom and with a little help from a friend, it came out exactly like I wanted. It's so nice to be able to transfer what you have in your head to another medium. So mom, if you read this, you need to check your e-mail as I sent you new links to view my handiwork ( Read more... )

I have finally decided what my best body part is! Now on all those survey's that ask "What's your best physical feature?" I can finally reply. What is this magnificent body part you ask? My big toes. After close inspection and much debate, I have decided they are phenomenal. Now, the right big toe lacks the same panache' and charm of the other, but ( Read more... )

Virgo: (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
You'll somehow manage to lose your lucky glass vial of smallpox culture in the subway, but that's okay-you've got a 10-gallon cooler of the stuff in your basement.

Virgo: (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
You'll have that weird dream again, where no one in the world is ever hungry-but you'll manage to forget it by morning.

I feel a lot better now. Had some distractions, took a nice long hot shower, ate some of my moms good stew stuff, and there was also the realization that yes, I could actually be on fire. All that seems to have combined to make me feel less, whatever the hell I was feeling earlier. Sat down, decided to keep myself occupied, changed the layout, not ( Read more... )

Something is wrong with me today. All my little quirks that are usually nothing more have blossomed into full on compulsions. I've washed my hands over 30 times today. I've been clicking the same pen for over an hour incessantly, stopping just long enough to write this. I feel like I'm going to throw up and I have no reason to. I feel like crying, ( Read more... )

will not be proceeding as planned. Due to an absolute lack of anything even resembling a fucking thought about what to do, it has been postponed. Please contact your local news station for more on this breaking situation.

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I needs me some new music. I'm becoming rather bored with my current selection. Life, aside from the great many strange things takin place on here, has been a bit uneventful. I have however, managed to perfect the art of making iced tea. Speaking of which, I am needing another glass. Ciao.

A nice vanilla milkshake, but due to my accursed heritage, "it's common for mexicans to become lactose intolerant." I'm not even a full blooded mexican. Curse you mother! Curse you a thousand times! Damn my inability to process certain proteins properly! I think that in the end, the coroner will say, "Yes, he died from lack of milkshake. It's rare ( Read more... )