How to Eat at a Buffet

[derekho]

The fine art of buffet consumption, also known as all-you-can-eatism, is well underappreciated. Some folk would probably refer to this 'art' as a deviate, maladroit practice in obscenity. However, I would call those feeble people ignorant, anorexic smacktards. Here, I will discuss the various strategies I have gleamed off of my many years of

Comments

[kwanalicious]

I think the Swiss army knives and Swiss cheese come from Switzerland, not Sweden.

You're Right

[derekho]

And this was because of a failed educational system. I blame lack of European History. And rap music.

[feartrix]

I want to see this guide written in Chinese.

[rar]

that was long and impressive?

[anonymous]

"Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eating machine. Yaaaar!"