As of Thursday, I am an official teacher of record at a high school in Sacramento. I will be an instructor for Earth Science and Biology ( Read more... )

*dusts off the 'ol livejournal*

What's important in life? Friends and family? Health? Being the guy who spoils Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for everyone else? Right now, mine is probably my career. Or, rather, lack thereof. This, coincidentally, pushes a lot of other things to the side. Like journaling, talking, and most ( Read more... )

When I was little, I watched this movie called La Bamba. Remember it? Yeah, it was about this Mexican singer named Richie Valens. When I saw it, I didn't think much of it, but it was a good movie about his rise to stardom and his untimely death. Kind of line Selena. Anyway, now that I think about it, the guy who stars as Richie is Lou Diamond ( Read more... )

Last night, I dreamt about Jim Wittenwyler. He came to my house and happened to bring this keyboard with him. A keyboard made out of legos. I woke up severely disappointed to see my plain, old keyboard. A keyboard nearing its 9th year in servitude ( Read more... )

The fine art of buffet consumption, also known as all-you-can-eatism, is well underappreciated. Some folk would probably refer to this 'art' as a deviate, maladroit practice in obscenity. However, I would call those feeble people ignorant, anorexic smacktards. Here, I will discuss the various strategies I have gleamed off of my many years of ( Read more... )

Wendy currently works for a temp agency. She performs data entry services for a government testing facility. Tomorrow will be her last day of work in this field. Come Monday, she will be a Fund Accounting Report Analyst for a large, financial firm. During these past three weeks, Wendy has processed a lot of paperwork for her department. Job ( Read more... )

Every once in a while, I would think about writing a journal entry. Instead, I would play World of Warcraft. It's enjoyable, accessable, and there is a lot to be done. A lot.For those of you familiar with the most popular massive multiplayer online role-playing game in existence, I joined a raiding guild. We aren't very far because of a massive ( Read more... )

So about this time of year, every year, I really look forward to going to McDonald's. Why? Because they have their two Filet-O-Fish sandwiches for what used to be $2!!! ...then they raised to $2.22. Now, it's at $3. Who do these monsters think they are?? OK, so $3 is acceptable. Barely. So I shell out the money for it, and, you know, maybe ( Read more... )

I graduated ( Read more... )

Every Summer, the R.A.s punish the children for swearing. They should not swear, and we do not condone the act of acting like a bitch.

So, we make them write haikus. For those of you unfamiliar, they're simple little three-liners with the first line being five syllables, second seven, and third five.

Here we go:
I enjoy living ( Read more... )