Random Thoughts...

[derekstellar]

1. Why doesn't Oprah ever have anyone else on the cover of her magazine? I know that It's called "O" or "Oprah Magazine" or whatever, but don't you think that's vain? If there was a Derek Stellar Magazine, I'd limit my covers to a couple times a year, and let Brandon, Josh, Jon, et al rotate the cover occasionally. Granted, those issues wouldn'

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[jaejosylyn]

3) Why don't we ever hear about strippers jumping out of pies?

This has context from my life, but it's so much funnier without.

[snakebiteamanda]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that's thought that about Oprah.
Most people don't like her because she says dumb shit sometimes or they think she's the anti-christ...

but I don't like her because she seems really vain.

[xsayneverx]

she IS the anti-Christ. she IS!