My Route to Making it Famous

[derivablezero]

I am going to be famous on the internet. Here are some reasons why:

1.) It's easy.
2.) It's easy.
3.) It's easy.

And some examples:

Maddox

Just about everyone in the universe knows who Maddox is and what he writes about. This man is the webmaster and writer of The Best Page in the Universe... which really is not the best page in the universe

Comments

[revisualize]

You mean to tell me that I can't send in more than five million dollars?
I don't know how I will cope with that.
I mean come on... What if I had ten million dollars? Could I send you that?

Can I be an adoring fan and hump your leg too? Will nie hate upon me?

Good luck making it famous. Make me famous too.

[derivablezero]

haha. i don't think he'll hate you. ;p hump away

[colombian85]

Nothing over five million dollars? Sorry, I refuse to make contributions that insignificant. :P

[derivablezero]

Hah. Just like a dollar would be great. :D

[derivablezero]

Yeah, I remember my first day... almost three years ago. It sucked.

Dave is an idiot. :| There is something seriously wrong with that kid.

I talked to Adrian after you left, she said that you have a lot to learn but you're doing fine!

We'll have a briefing soon. Lunch tomorrow?

We work together Sunday, and btw Dave is not much better of a worker than you are... Night before last, I've never seen so many mistakes in someone who has worked there for so long. Really, it was horrible. I can't believe he was teaching you, and not Devin. Devin's been there forever. He should have taught you... but from what I understand, there was a big problem with the drive-thru so they had Devin working there. He's an ace at all things Burger King.

Anyhow, I keep fucking losing your number. I am going to find it now and call you.

Love ya kiddo.

[watwat]

i dont think maddox actually feels passionate about the crap he writes
most of it isnt funny really and yeah it does breed a bunch of morons who think they "know things"
cunts