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[derivatizing]

Tell me something. Post it anonymously. A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love: anything you want. Something about you, something about me, anything at all.

Be sure to post honestly. Post as many times as you want.

Comments

[anonymous]

I'm having one of those days where I just want to go back to bed.

[derivatizing]

Maybe if you get some time, you should take a nap. Sleeping helps me a lot, but I can't always nap, so I don't know how that works out for you. But, hey, only 12 more hours if you're in PSTland, and only 9 if you live in ESTland and then you can sleep.

[anonymous]

I would, but I actually overslept this morning. I got like 11 hours of sleep by accident. And then I woke up and realized it only took my family one day of me not being there to destroy the kitchen I had cleaned the day before. And then, suddenly, I just wanted to go back to sleep.

[derivatizing]

Oh. Well, you know, cleaning the kitchen, while a great deed on your part, is not the meaning of your existence. I really hate when things get messed up - that whole concept of who moved my cheese - but, you know, you've got so much more going for you. Maybe you can go on a walk or something, try and clear your thoughts? When we get frustrated every little thing is like there, on the forefront. Bam.

[anonymous]

i know that was about me but i won't say anything just in case i'm wrong.

[derivatizing]

I have no idea that you're referencing, anon, but I'll be happy to explain if you let me know?

Because, to be honest, most of the time when I'm being vague it's because of people I know in real life, or people I just feel weird talking about, but not usually because I have them as LJ friends.

[anonymous]

sorry, i should have specified that it wasn't about something you said.

[derivatizing]

ah, okay! Actually, I was just thinking it over and I was like, "Oh my!"

If it were me, I'd probably talk to them. But that's because I'm really...forward. Sometimes to points I really shouldn't be. If it's bothering you so much you can't stop thinking about it, I would. You know, if you're worried about breaking a friendship or something, if they're saying bad things about you it isn't a friendship you...really want to keep? Maybe go to them and just say you're worried there might be issues between the two of you, or something. Not in an aggressive way but in a I-really-want-to-work-this-out-because-we're-friends way.

[anonymous]

rema I am so upset about my sister's dog dying and idek why I'm anon for this but I am just so upset that I'm having an anxiety attack

[derivatizing]

I read about that, I'm really sorry to hear that happened. It's okay to be upset, I mean, even though it was your sister's, but maybe you can go be with your sister right now? That way you two can help each other out, or something? Sometimes it's easier to calm down when you're trying to look out for someone else, too.

[anonymous]

I'm 3 hours away from home, and my sister is 40 mins away from my home, and my sister's dance practice is tonight at 8 but she has to be there by 7:30. ;-;

[derivatizing]

Can you call her?

[anonymous]

I know it's a stupid thing to be worried about since the chances of it happening are really low, but I am so afraid of flying across the ocean because I'm worried the plane will crash into the water.

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Statistically speaking, it is kind of silly, but from a personal standpoint, I can understand. I have the biggest fear of Earthquakes, which kind of sucks because I live in Southern California. Statistically speaking, I have a way better chance of dying driving my car (which I like to do a lot) than dying in an Earthquake. I've never been in a bad earthquake, where things fall or the ground opens up to suck me in but...

I'll be sitting around, completely normally, and just start panicking. What if there's an Earthquake right now? What if I die alone

[anonymous]

When I drink a can of Coke, I always push the tab to point to the side. I've done this ever since I was wee babby. For some reason or another, it makes me feel ninja. I'm not sure why.

[derivatizing]

Are you from a place where Coke is every soda?

[anonymous]

Coke is every soda.

[derivatizing]

How is the Great American South doing?