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[derivatizing]

bonjournos, flist.

Tell me something. Post it anonymously. A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love: anything you want. Something about you, something about me, anything at all.

Be sure to post honestly. Post as many times as you want.

Comments

[anonymous]

I think that even though I am easily overlooked by my friends and family, rarely praised by anyone and usually on my own, I am more amazing than anyone I know.

[derivatizing]

I bet you're super amazing, anon. Keep being awesome, you'll run into someone who praises you all the time for your talents eventually.

Plus I figure if I keep adding good karma to the world re:complimenting things, eventually it'll catch. Like Swine Flu. Everyone will compliment everyone. This is my goal.

[anonymous]

if christmas was cancelled, i would die

i would seriously die

CHRISTMAS IS THE MAGIC THAT TURNS DREAMS INTO REALITY

[derivatizing]

if Christmas was canceled I could celebrate Hanukkah or Eid! Sure there are like a billion ways to spell Hanukkah but you get Hanukkah Harry!

Okay I guess that's really lame of me but not being Christian, Christmas is really just a great excuse for me to get presents by mooching off their holiday.

But it's okay, they stole the date from Paganism.

[anonymous]

i don't like christmas cuz it's a christian holiday, i love it cuz it's a fun time of the year and i love the music and the cold weather CHRISTMAS GOES WITH COLD MAN and seeing people happy and candy canes and CHRISTMAS TREES

and

25 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS ON ABC FAMILY

[derivatizing]

LOL I am a sucker for Christmas movies.

[anonymous]

Okay why do you have a friend who referenced Tales of Symphonia and I don't know who it is because it's anon.

[japwn]

I commented anon because I didn't want to be the only non-anon

HI THERE, YOUR REFERENCE MADE ME LAUGH

[anonymous]

i wish that i could be a kid for the rest of my life, it would make my life so much easier. i wouldn't have to worry about being a grown-up or finding a job or anything.

[anonymous]

agreed so hard

[derivatizing]

It's too bad that you and agree!anon feel this way. Maybe your views will change has you get more opportunities. The future is an opportunity to me. I'm a blank slate, I'll go somewhere, do something. I have the opportunity to learn, to go to college (not something I can say "kids" really do) and then take that and try to get a cool job doing something with my life.

In any case, it's better than doing busy work and sorting out high school drama.

[anonymous]

I think I'm going to convert to Catholicism.

[derivatizing]

If that will make you happy, you should.

You'll be very Southern. In both sense of the word, if this is who I think it is.