"That boy" was totally Snape. And now LOL his worst memory makes sense. I even sorta like the whole always in love with Lily thing, because it's kinda sketchy and sad.
asjdilasd memorial D: And I was sad that Regulus got like eaten by merzombies.
I sorta figured Teddy lived with his grandmother, although that doesn't explain why Harry's all "lol he's almost part of the family." Except where he kinda is already, dumbass.
Snape's life def sad but uh even lamer. what the hell snape.
GOD, REGULUS = ALSO A KICKASS NAME. what did somebody get to all the Black family names before you Harry, jesus. God, I bet he didn't name the kids Sirius because he was "horrible" to Kreacher. UH HARRY KREACHER IS A DICK. I DON'T CARE IF HE WAS REGGIE'S BFF, HE GOT SIRIUS KILLED. STOP BEING NICE TO HIM AND SAYING SIRIUS DESERVED IT. god.
I'm sure Teddy lives with Andi- which i like when Lupin tried to ditch Tonks was all "oh, Tonks wil be safe with her family". uh didn't you just tell us DEs broke into that house and Crucio'd her parents? um how is that safe. I was so sure Lupin was Imperio'd, but turns out he was just emo'ed
I like to think that his first kid is James Sirius or something. And uh, maybe they ran out of good astronomicalish names. At least one of the kids wasn't like Big Dipper or something.
God Lupin was such an assface even though I was still all D: when he died. On the plus side, Andi will raise her grandspawn to be unemo and groovy.
and uh since I didn't mention it last time TED WTF MAN
As shitty as Lupin was, I got a little choked up with his death too. And Harry did as well, considering he only had an hour but was still like "LUPIN AND TONKS WHO ARE EVEN WORSE PARENTS THAN MINE WAH" and goes up to DD's office for a fucking NAP.
i can't believe she added zacharias twice and only to trash himderogatoryJuly 24 2007, 10:02:24 UTC
Frankly, post-series I'm still confused why Harry's kids are like WHAT IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT. uh nobody ever mentioned the great voldemort war to you brats? You def need to live at school for a few more months. ps; the son named James was a dick = well played.
GOD I FUCKING LOVE YOU. Why aren't all these posts as funny as this one?
He says Andi and Ted are disgusted by him? YEAH!! CAUSE YOU USED TO BABYSIT DORA, YOU FAT FAG. THANKS I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE THINKING OF TED'S RACHEL PREPPING THE SHOTGUN AND THINKING "How would Meadowes handle this?"
And I told Kathleen already: I'm glad Harry doesn't freak the fuck out every time someone even thinks of Sirius in a 3 mile radius of him. He didn't even try and hump the Sirius patronus, or burst into tears/caps lock at the sight of it! See also: that fucking letter. Clearly, Lupin was holding it for him when he got out in 2-5 for good behavior and organizing the Azkaban choir!
PS: Ron is so fucking groovy and laid back and AWESOME like Fred (SOB) and George after two decades of fucking Hermione. He and Harry will never fight again!! Until Harry tries to arrange a friends with benefits thing between Hugo and Lily. Or Hugo and James. HUGO? SERIOUSLY?
somehow LUPIN LIVES doesn't seem to be the appropriate reaction when reading "Lavender is a werewolf (?)" but fuck that, I thought it anyway. What a cocksucker though, I lol'd when he threw his hissy fits.
I didn't even realize that all of the Marauders were dead.
Your reactions were kind of similar to mine except you were like OH HAI MARAUDER STUFF and I was like OH HAI RAVENCLAW STUFF.
ps. I thought about it and I still like Snape even though his existence for the last thirteen years has been pretty much ... the gayest shit ever. DOE PATRONUS skdflsdf DO NOT WANT
I am glad Lupin died, since if he had lived JKR would've just made him like Fenrir's replacement as the KING OF THE WEREWOLVES. fhdsfjk so I guess it's better it's Lavender. She'll give all the werewolves cute nicknames and make them spend the nights that aren't full moons gazing at the stars and dreaming about centaurs.
hkjdf the only ravenclaw I care about is Luna, who i did not mention should have married uh everyone in this story
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"That boy" was totally Snape. And now LOL his worst memory makes sense. I even sorta like the whole always in love with Lily thing, because it's kinda sketchy and sad.
asjdilasd memorial D: And I was sad that Regulus got like eaten by merzombies.
I sorta figured Teddy lived with his grandmother, although that doesn't explain why Harry's all "lol he's almost part of the family." Except where he kinda is already, dumbass.
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GOD, REGULUS = ALSO A KICKASS NAME. what did somebody get to all the Black family names before you Harry, jesus. God, I bet he didn't name the kids Sirius because he was "horrible" to Kreacher. UH HARRY KREACHER IS A DICK. I DON'T CARE IF HE WAS REGGIE'S BFF, HE GOT SIRIUS KILLED. STOP BEING NICE TO HIM AND SAYING SIRIUS DESERVED IT. god.
I'm sure Teddy lives with Andi- which i like when Lupin tried to ditch Tonks was all "oh, Tonks wil be safe with her family". uh didn't you just tell us DEs broke into that house and Crucio'd her parents? um how is that safe. I was so sure Lupin was Imperio'd, but turns out he was just emo'ed
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I like to think that his first kid is James Sirius or something. And uh, maybe they ran out of good astronomicalish names. At least one of the kids wasn't like Big Dipper or something.
God Lupin was such an assface even though I was still all D: when he died. On the plus side, Andi will raise her grandspawn to be unemo and groovy.
and uh since I didn't mention it last time TED WTF MAN
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As shitty as Lupin was, I got a little choked up with his death too. And Harry did as well, considering he only had an hour but was still like "LUPIN AND TONKS WHO ARE EVEN WORSE PARENTS THAN MINE WAH" and goes up to DD's office for a fucking NAP.
YEAH I KNOW TED FUCK THAT SUCKS
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a;lksdfljka THIS BOOK WOULD'VE BEEN THE BOMB IF ONLY YOU WROTE IT, JACKS.
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ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE >FRED DIES ( ... )
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He says Andi and Ted are disgusted by him? YEAH!! CAUSE YOU USED TO BABYSIT DORA, YOU FAT FAG.
THANKS I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE THINKING OF TED'S RACHEL PREPPING THE SHOTGUN AND THINKING "How would Meadowes handle this?"
And I told Kathleen already: I'm glad Harry doesn't freak the fuck out every time someone even thinks of Sirius in a 3 mile radius of him. He didn't even try and hump the Sirius patronus, or burst into tears/caps lock at the sight of it! See also: that fucking letter. Clearly, Lupin was holding it for him when he got out in 2-5 for good behavior and organizing the Azkaban choir!
PS: Ron is so fucking groovy and laid back and AWESOME like Fred (SOB) and George after two decades of fucking Hermione. He and Harry will never fight again!! Until Harry tries to arrange a friends with benefits thing between Hugo and Lily. Or Hugo and James. HUGO? SERIOUSLY?
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I didn't even realize that all of the Marauders were dead.
Your reactions were kind of similar to mine except you were like OH HAI MARAUDER STUFF and I was like OH HAI RAVENCLAW STUFF.
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hkjdf the only ravenclaw I care about is Luna, who i did not mention should have married uh everyone in this story
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