you have poisoned my friendship with both your children

[derogatory]

All the cool kids are doing them. Yes, you are on here, everyone is on here.

Comments

[terrorcandy]

Oh my god I started a trend! And/or reign of terror. These are fabulous. If I am one of the negative ones don't tell me, for once I don't really think I am.

[wither]

all of my negative ones were about you >:(

[wither]

no i'm kidding

i feel bad even pretending :(

[derogatory]

YEAH YOU ARE ONE OF THE NEGATIVE ONES.

[wither]

jkhf i love you

your meme puts mine and michelle's to shame it like actually has some mean things written in it

i especially like the "i'll kill you"

THAT ONE'S ABOUT ME ISN'T IT!!

i can arrogantly tell because i'm very mysterious

[derogatory]

YOU BETTER NOT BE MYSTERIOUS I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY FAINTING SPELLS. I EXPECT EQUALLY EMBARRASSING THINGS ABOUT YOU

oh my god you icon is about suikoden

[wither]

SURE WHY NOT

i trip and/or fall down every goddamn time i take a walk

this is really embarrassing because i take a walk every day.

I HAD MORE BUT LJ DECIDED TO EXPIRE AND I DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR IT;;;

to be fair though i think i just had a ridiculous retarded jowy icon so it isn't even worth buying back

[derogatory]

holy balls you are a mess, ilu

omg omg omg jowy!!!!!! Where were you when I was playing Sui5 and nobody on my fl could respond to my excellent plot recap posts.

[arisato]

SO I KNOW WHAT NUMBER I AM WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO GUESS but it's still mucho, mucho depressing.

[derogatory]

:(

i might do this? i feel like my LJ has succesfully become emo

[beardo]

I used to be really paranoid in these memes, until I realized most of my LJ friends did paranoia memes without those friends from two years ago that are still lying around in their flist. So I was gonna go and read this for sheer indulging myself in reading what someone has to bitch about people I don't know. I was like "Jackie is awesome, so hers is probably going to be all 'I love you baby, but your hair must go

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[beardo]

Boy would I feel lame if I was wrong about which was me.

[derogatory]

fjhkdsf you are not lame. I'm just an overthinking and ahh ahh ahh crazy about you!!! You are always cool and I dont think I could ever think of you as passive aggressive. tbh this is really an old confession cause I havent got this feeling from you a lot lately, you know? I'm usually just thrilled to see you again.

[heaveno]

I'll take #5, thanks.

[derogatory]

GOOD ANSWER

[heaveno]

A girl can dream, baby!