SIX! [voice]

[derpioso]

Um, this is....a really strange question, but does anybody know how to stop a tongue from bleeding?

The other me cut his.

On- a sword. [He's gotta laugh, okay. And this next bit is a little faint, as it's not spoken directly into the device.]

Sorry, but this is what you get for trying to be a show off. I've never done anything that stupid.

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[derpioso]

I doubt it'd even stick. I guess we could wad up some tissues...

[derpioso]

I have, too, but....when I say he cut it, he really cut it.

[blastiafreak]

Who the hell shows off by licking a sword?

[derpioso]

This guy does, apparently! Pretty silly, right?

[blastiafreak]

More like beyond stupid! How much of an idiot do you even have to be in the first place to get such a dumb clone?

[derpioso]

[pause. uh.]

I hope I'm not that dumb. I'd never dream of licking my swords.

what the hell sort of mafia is this THAT HE EVEN HAS TO MENTION THIS

[renegare]

Yamamoto Takeshi.

Your mouth is not a sheath.

BEST MAFIA EVER

[derpioso]

[LMAO TIMES TEN]

This guy learned that the hard way.

...He's kind of making a mess, though.

BRO, GO BACK TO DOING WHAT YOU KNOW (traumatizing gokudera). 1/2

[renegare]

If the cut leaves a gap, it will stay a piercing.

[renegare]

In Namimori, piercings are against regulations.

Violators will be executed.

[shifts]

On a sword.

[derpioso]

I'm not sure what he was thinking.

[shifts]

Or rather, not thinking.

[derpioso]

He said something about looking cooler than me.

Obviously, that didn't turn out well for him.

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[specifics]

What's anyone he doing with a sword in the first place?

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[derpioso]

I guess he found one of mine. Or he has one of his own?

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[specifics]

You keep a collection?

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[derpioso]

I don't know if I'd call it a collection. I've got three, and two of them take animal forms when I'm not fighting with them.