The story of 20 minutes ago.

[derrickwest]

So 3 or 4 days ago, my mom is down at our other house (in downtown Mukilteo) picking pears as I'm working. I work at the house 8 hours everyday monday through friday, and I've known for a while that these pears are the most delicious pears in the world, and I'm wondering why she is taking my beautiful pears away from me. "I'm going to can them

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[dzzyjzzy]

hahahah priceless, derrick, absolutely priceless. that was a good story to wake up to.

[laddhimself]

you are a god

[bigtigganigga]

Derrick, I love you.

[suup_cutie]

I can't believe I know you.
You're like, bigger than Chuck Norris.