Report One: Somehow this is your fault

[derringerous]

 [Meryl woke up. At first she thought she'd just fallen asleep on the ride with Milly....

....and then she realized she was wearing pyjamas. In a strange bed.

Next to a blonde idiot....?

I hope you like getting woken up by a pillow to the face. Vash. The pillow also manages to knock over a phone, so the entirety of Mayfield can hear a loud yell of

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[mayflychaser]

[Having spent little time at home, Vash wasn't particularly paying much attention to his droned wife. Other than hiding from her when he wanted to make a phone call. Wasn't so bad though, maybe he'd roll over and se--

Oh for heaven's sake. There'd be a scream on the phone in response to that phone knocking. In fact, the scream was probably heard by all neighbors in the surrounding houses.]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

IN-INSURANCE GIRL?!

[derringerous]

DON'T YOU INSURANCE GIRL ME!

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE! I WANT ANSWERS! WHAT'S GOING ON!! A-AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MILLY!

[So much outrage right now. Have a few more swipes with the pillow.]

[mayflychaser]

[Duck, weave, bob, press z or r twi-...er, he's human "again." Guess that means no dodging!]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, I JUST GOT HERE MYS-[Boom, pillowshot!]

[derringerous]

[Yes, direct hit. Just going to glare at you.]

I bet. We were just going to look for you again and next thing I know, I wake up here. Next to you! Now tell me what you did with Milly!

[The pillow is obviously the best weapon, so she's going to just keep it raised and ready to attack again.]

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[taegeuk]

Um, they probably won't see you weapons, lady! They're weird about that.

[derringerous]

[Looking over. Still angry]

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Just because I'm a woman they think I can't use a gun!

[taegeuk]

...don't worry, I don't think that! My sisters use guns all the time!

[derringerous]

...Right, sorry. I'm just a bit frustrated that's all.

[Folds her arms and glares once more at the drone.]

Is this the only place in town to buy a gun?

[worst_apple]

[Greeting the tree in your yard with a friendly pat!]

[derringerous]

[Glancing over.]

Oh, hello.

[worst_apple]

[Waves! Has her scythe so innocently behind her back.]

Good morning~

[derringerous]

[Kinda strange, but alright... She's still trying to get used to this place.]

Do you live in this place too?

[white_pretear]

[Himeno looks on curiously as Merly fumes.]

...Are you alright?

[derringerous]

Hardly. That idiot in there refuses to sell me a gun.

[white_pretear]

Do you need one?

[Because the giant robot is gone now, you know.]

[derringerous]

I'm not about to walk around a strange town without one. And considering all of my others disappeared and that idiot swears he didn't take them....

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, keep yelling at them. That'll fix the problem.

[derringerous]

[Glares.]

Hey, no one asked you.

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, getting mad at me isn't going to fix it either.

[derringerous]

[Just ...frustration.]

I'm well aware of that!