I didn't enjoy myself.

I don't like him.

I didn't squee when he held my hand for, like, three seconds.

And I most certainly didn't spend $15 on a cute little red thong with his name on it.

... I can't help it. He's a dork. I *heart* dorks!!!!!!!!!

Is it wrong that I want to have Adam Busch (Warren)'s babies after watching season 6 of Buffy? Even if he does look like he's wearing a fur shirt.

IMDB tells me he's even been in an episode of Law & Order. Watch out, Danny.

My cat just climbed into mom's lap while she was putting on makeup. Prudence is now wearing blush.

I really really love crazyynnad. He always knows just what to say.

Two muffins are baking in the oven.
One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here."
The second one says "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"
--thebratqueen

Sucky customers are like slinkies...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
--dramaticblunder, in customers_suck

ME: Is that a spider? *points to ceiling*
DANNY: *looks* Um... no, that's a friendly bug. *looks hopeful*
ME: It's a spider! *grabs tissue* Kill it.
DANNY: *looks doubtful, then rearranges furniture and performs acrobatic acts to kill said spider*

I love my extermin- I mean, boyfriend.

So I'm watching Angel 3.12, Provider, and I hear this coversation:

Wes: "Sorry about the mix up last night."
Angel: "It's not important. But we can't afford any more mistakes. Making mistakes cost money, and making money right now is our number one priority. (Lorne comes down the stairs in a silk housecoat) Hey, Lorne."
Lorne: "If this is about ( Read more... )

My boyfriend just asked our cat if she was, or had ever been, a member of the communist party.
She declined to answer.

"Spam can't be absorbed through the penis."

Why have I never watched CSI before???? This stuff is priceless!!!

Am I the only person who, when watching FotR, paraphrased Titanic when Frodo was on the ledge at Mount Doom?

Sam (onscreen): Don't you dare let go!
Me (in the theatre): I'll never let go, Sam! I'll never let go...