Yesterday and the day before were strange days. One of those days where your thoughts don't have names, do you know what I mean ( Read more... )

So I went to have some squares with my sister in Bristol Place at 4:00 AM, then went to get high with Ryan Smith. Kelly was a strong black woman. Some guy stole Hulk Hogan's Hogan-Mobile and I beat him up. The guy had some CD's and I was looking at them in the computer when these two worker-guys showed up at my house with these big green cable ( Read more... )

I don't want to be a part of your cracked-out story book. So, if you want it that way, whatever. If it helps you mend then go right ahead. But I do ask that you be good to yourself, please. I do mean that, although you probably think I'm lying. Nevertheless, I wish you good fortune on whatever it is you're looking for -- unless you're looking ( Read more... )

Spelling Bees are pretty damn funny.

Fifth hour, can go... die. Deja vous.

I like the harmonica, and writing pointless entries one after another.

I need to figure out how to make a check valve... using household products! You see, I have no balloon, and even balloons only work for a little while. I was thinking it would be really funny to use a whoopie cusion as a check valve... it would fart all the time. So, a check valve is a valve which lets liquid/gas (gas for my purpose) out in one ( Read more... )

I'm at the home of CristophP. I can't sleep too well. I want to be awake in the morning. My stomach hurts a bit, all gurgabuhhbam-like. Local was fun, saw some old friends, sang some songs... ridin' dirty...

How will I pass the next few hours, and how can I make my stomach feel better? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK, SAME TIME, SAME PLACE!!!

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I like photography because you can take a perspective -- one that others might see the way you do -- and keep it, and show everyone else how you see it. I can't take pictures of dreams though.