I am going to Italy.  Bye.

Baron is developing new psychoses.  He has taken to "hiding" the fat reindeer in various places.  We will now find it conspicuously peeking out from between pillows,  behind comforters, etc.  He has also begun to develop an obsession with the stuffed Chewy Vuitton handbag.  He carries it around (sometimes with the fat reindeer also in tow), and ( Read more... )

It's hard for you to remain upbeat today because everyone at work seems to be placing pressure on you to do things you would rather avoid. Unfortunately, you might have to grit your teeth and just do what's expected, for anything else could be seen as you ignoring your responsibilities. Don't forget that there are others who are available to assist ( Read more... )

So, I just have log this. Because I can. Because it's the coolest thing ever.

I am totally sitting at my favorite spa right now getting a pedicure. And surfing the internet on a macbook!

Awesomeness.

Bacon + Chocolate

I bought the most fierce shoes ever. And the shoe guy knocked $300 off, because he said not everyone could pull them off.

{Edit: Photo. Photo of Tucker to come.}


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1. Trader Joe's has 100-calorie chocolate bars, whee!

2. I am about to step into 4 hours of vetting call hell.  Wish me luck.

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.
You're on your own.
And you know what you know.
You are the guy who'll decide where to go.

~Dr. Seuss

bwahahahaha!

You Are Destined to Rule the World


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You Are 60% Control Freak


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