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Kindergarten lies.
Trying to fall asleep this morning, I was thinking of the rainbow, you know, ROY G BIV, and I got unreasonably pissed. Why? Indigo. There is no "indigo." There's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. Indigo is extraneous. We don't need "puke yellow" between yellow and green for fuck's sake, we don't need indigo. Screw you indigo. -
Keeping myself alive through your empathy.
When I was sixteen, I really, really liked Slipknot's Iowa, but I hadn't really been exposed to much metal at that point.
I'm 25 now and I still really fuckin' like that album and I don't care what kind of "poser" that makes me. -
"Shut the fuck up!"
I just overheard this commercial.- Two girls frittering around in a bathroom or something.
Girl #1: (texting dude or something)
Girl #2: You're writing him off?
Girl #1: I can feel a pimple coming through!
Girl #2: (overly enthusiastic acne-removal product pitch)
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Album Cover meme
- Go to Wikipedia. Hit "random". The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
- Go to Quotations Page and select "random quotations". The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album.
- Go to Flickr and click on "explore the last seven days". Third picture, no matter what it is, ( Read more... )
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Music anti-recommendation.
Static-X's debut, 1999's Wisconsin Death Trip, certainly wasn't brilliant, but it at least showed potential. The riffs, though repetitive (likely intentionally due to the industrial/metal-techno sound they've always sought), were energetic. Songs utilized a variety of tempos and genre elements. Unfortunately, since then they've laid off the speed ( Read more... ) -
Me vs Radio (Rematch) - Radio KO'd in Round 2.
The battery in my MP3 player died on my way to work this evening, so I gave radio a chance to keep me entertained. Well, it was off to a good start with Pearl Jam's 'Jeremy,' but, one step forward, two dozen steps back:
My Life Would Suck Without You
(Written by Max Martin/Dr. Luke/Claude Kelly · Performed by Kelly Clarkson)
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"Quid pro quo."
I hate politics. On my Facebook profile, I list my 'Political Views' as "Quid pro quo"-or, as George Carlin said, "Garbage in, garbage out." I generally don't vote because I generally don't give a fuck who wins. Eenie meenie minie moe, catch a dipshit by the toe. Don't get on my case about it, about how I shouldn't "take my right to vote for ( Read more... ) -
Rant on Homophobes, Take 8,938,476:
I've just been reading about Proposition 8. For the benefit of those of you who have been living beneath rocks for the past several months, it was a proposition that appeared on California state ballots seeking to eliminate the right of same-sex couples to marry-and it succeeded:
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Is this really worth titling?
I want some motherfucking Ruffles and dill pickle dip, right now!
