my daddy wants me to run away with him to Poland. but daddy, john kerry forgot poland!

why does daddy hurt me so bad? all i want is love, and maybe for him to keep his penis out of my ear. stop it daddy, please. it hurts.

i wish my daddy would stop hurting me. today we found a pigeon with a broken wing. my daddy cut off its legs, broke its other wing, sawed off its beak and plucked out half its feathers. why, daddy, why?

i like pudding!

today my daddy hurt me again. please don't hurt me, daddy.

man i love pigeons

especially their eggs