So, for those of you who don't know, and I'm pretty sure everyone does, I've been hired for the summer by the Nantucket Police Department as a Summer Special Officer. With the exception of a firearm, I have full Police authority for the summer on the island. Hells yeah. hahaha ( Read more... )

So THIS is where Mr. Six went to....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ1xBVlpRZ8

The United States Park Police have invited me to take their exam for the position of Police Officer.

Fuckin' Sweet

1. Who are you ( Read more... )

I fixed livejournal!! Ok, sort of. I'm guessing there's a lot of you who haven't been able to access your journal once you're logged in. I got sick of it and looked on their tech support page to see if it could be fixed. All you have to do is make sure the clock on your computer is correct. Specifically the time and the time zone. My computer was ( Read more... )

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at ( Read more... )

Write ten things in no particular order that make you happy and tag five others:
1)summer time
2)looney tunes
3)cookie dough
4)friends
5)stephen lynch
6)baseball
7)resident evil
8)hugs
9)making people laugh
10)THE laugh

anyone who wants to.

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat HaulDesertEagle goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Nemesis.almstpennylayne gives you 17 orange banana-flavoured jawbreakers.bkiert2487 gives you 5 light green orange-flavoured gummy bats.dr_demonic gives you 15 green peach-flavoured wafers.eries gives you 2 orange coconut-flavoured gummy worms.greekgal gives you 19 ( Read more... )

Donatello
Cowabunga, you gots 72%, bitch!

You're a dork! Good for you! If you were a member of N'Sync, you be the other guy. As in "Leo, Ralph, Mike, and the other guy". Alright, I'm just fucking with you. But c'mon, even Don not Don's favourite Ninja Turtle, Mike is! And he's your best friend! The perk of being Don is that's your smart, and ( Read more... )

Desert Eagle
You preferred a weapon with 49% power over speed and 74% range over melee.

You use a Desert Eagle.

One of the most powerful handguns in production, the Desert Eagle is a heavy punch in a small package. Its reliability and speed are remarkable for a gun with such high caliber. Your enemies won't stand a chance as you fell them ( Read more... )