And other quotes from Bash.org
If I were a Greek god, my name would be Testicles
Intelligence is alcohol soluble.
Kentucky Freud Chicken
It's Mother-fuckin' good.
Bad grammar makes me [sic].
Okay, this is the *only* right answer to the question "Do You Think I'm Fat?":
"No, because if you were fat I'd leave you."
I got in a car accident on the way home
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