TRES PUNTO!

really though, i hate you and your friends.

i went to a porno shop today

Shar is an idiot.

i win

you got a family phil ( Read more... )

So like, i was in the Bathroom Stalls all like ready to take a shit. and then my friend walks in the other stalls all ready to take a shit too. and in the most awkward attempt to kill the silence i tried to start a conversation. and then i ended up just dying of laughter because we would be talking and i would hear shit falling into the toilet ( Read more... )

girlthatcriedEMO: oh yes
girlthatcriedEMO: i NEED YOUR BODY CHRIX!
girlthatcriedEMO: ohhhhhhhhhhhh

fuck yeah

bleeeeeeeeeeeeed: www.ratemyboner.com ( Read more... )

man so like i was at work and then i fucking saw this hot ass asian chick and like i can see nipple ( Read more... )

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