earlier today whislt i was jogging, i had conquered my greatest accomplishmet- i passed a 12 yr old girl jogging while i was jogging!. Oh, it was a great battle, her nimble sprints where nothing compared to my rock steady pace and abnoxiously exhausting gasps for air ( Read more... )

who would have thought that a karaoke bar would be so much fun?

i pwn'd my cousin's xanga
http://www.xanga.com/Jay_aka_WoRd
:D

i;m going to tell everyone my major is some biology shit. just so that when they ask what my major is and i tell them its nursing;i dont get that stupid "nursing is okay". its like a bullshit way of saying "WTF nursing?"

i went to a bible seminar and i learned a couple of things

the first chapter is genesis
the last is the revalations
that whole "in the beginingg there was God..." came from the bible and not from some movie
jesus was of color
and jesus also stole television sets at night.

yhl hand

"post tiem for race number 7"

intercom: hey its only race 5

"shit, post time for race number 5"

intercom: haha CJ wants to go home early

intercom: bye CJ, Good night.

pwn'd

today is my mother's fake birthday.

2.71 per gallon of gas... mother fuck you.

5 O' clock in the morning ralph session.

-completamundo!

is this lump out of my head
i think so!

one day im gonna bang that chick of my dreams.
till then sleep good Snapple lady.