I HATE CHRISTMAS!! this is why ( Read more... )

We should all say "ouch"

Sociability ||| 2% Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 89% Assertiveness |||||| 11% Activity Level ||| 3% Excitement-Seeking |||||| 16% Enthusiasm ||| 4% Extroversion |||||| 20% Trust ( Read more... )

Okay. I apologize. I haven't been myself in a while. I'm going to get all emo and say that I don't remember who "myself" is. Wow, don't I feel bi-polar today ( Read more... )

A fresh one. To shut them up :P

Perfection ( Read more... )

im sorry to the two little fucks that read my journal. because i havent updated in a very long time. ive had better things to do. like freak out about school and sleep. and get laid ( Read more... )

Every single second I can't help but wonder what the fuck I'm still doing dragging myself around. Inferiority complexes have doubled. Stress has tripled. I could go on forever. None of it matters when I think of it:

Cogito ergo sum.

Spermiesss! I just thought I'd share.


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nobody ever told me that cooking for a woman was foreplay in their eyes ( Read more... )

It’s just one of those things that smothers you; something that chokes you, so you can’t breathe. It’s one of those things that watches over your shoulders as you eat, as you sleep, as you take a shower. It watches you, waiting until you’re so weak, you have no way out. You’ve sold your soul to it, time after time, after time. After a while, ( Read more... )

Okay. I don't feel like doing this. But I know better than to mess with women. Uh, I...did nothing today. Except moon my neighbor. It wasn't intended. But she was cool about it. She told my mom that I "oughta say no to crack"... End scene ( Read more... )