Despair in Snow.

[despairsensei]

So, it snowed today, and due to my apartment's location on top of a hill that was covered in ice, I called in suicidal. In my time alone, I decided to go out into the snow, and I made a snowman

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[im_waaaiting]

See? Playing in the snow is a lot of fun!

[despairsensei]

No, it brings me despair.

My little snow friend is now covered in more snow, suffocated in the stuff he is made of- it is as if you had drowned in blood.

[decietful_smile]

If you are deathly allergic to chocolate, perhaps you would be interested in eating it instead of giving it away! &hearts

[despairsensei]

Well, the problem inherent in that plan is that I would not die, just go to the hospital, receive many painful injections, and have to pay for it all!

[decietful_smile]

Ah, yes, I suppose that would give you more to despair about...

Unless you just avoided going to the hospital!

[despairsensei]

Then I would just lie there, puking, being in agony. Not my idea of a fun afternoon.

[ossu]

I would like that very much!! Also, I am sorry about your snowman, sensei ..

Do you have a place to go for this holiday? If not, please come and spend the holiday with myself, Sakura-san, Neji-san and Taichi-san! There is more than enough room here, and I am certain they would not mind!

[despairsensei]

What chocolates Rikku doesn't eat, you may eat.

I do not know these people, they probably wouldn't like me. Perhaps I should stay in my apartment and watch home christmas movies from other people's families.

[ossu]

Arigatogozaimasu! I wonder if Sakura-san enjoys chocolates ..

Neji is my teammate. He is the one who allowed me to take him hostage for your prior assignment, although it took some persuading. Sakura-san is an important person of mine. I do not think that someone who possesses the delicate grace of a cherry blossom would ever truly dislike someone else -- especially another important person to me!

If you are still uncomfortable with that invitation, then I shall come over and keep you company! I have heard that no one should be alone during this holiday, and the idea that my sensei will be spending this time alone troubles me deeply. Perhaps we can watch those movies together.

.. if you do not mind, of course.

[despairsensei]

No, I won't trouble you at all. If it would truly make you happy, perhaps I will stop by your party. Perhaps. If I am not in despair.

[letc_kenm]

....Umm, you can cast a spell on the Snowman so that it'll hold till you can get into a freezer! I have three in my ice cream shop's freezer!

Oh, you have chocolates, can I have one?

[OOC:She doesn't mention, that she threw out some of the ice cream to fit those snow men...]

[despairsensei]

Well, now my snowman is covered. If you wish to retrieve him, you may, but I think keeping him in an icy prison with three others who he's never met isn't very pleasant. Perhaps a slow death is kinder for my dear snow-friend.

[despairsensei]

Oh, and you may have as many chocolates as you'd like.

((They're laced with all sorts of antidepressants and mildly illegal drugs, such as pot. Have fun.))

[letc_kenm]

Umm, I didn't think of it as prison...^^;;
They could be, um, having a party in there!

Really, thanks!

[OOC:Oh dear, between those and the aphrodesiac she's about to accidently ingest from Eirin, Rikku's going to be lucky if she wakes up...^^;;

Didn't know Zetsubou-sensei had such wild tastes...]

[l_desu_bong]

Do you prefer apples?

[despairsensei]

Do you mean the computer, or the fruit?

I suppose I like the fruit. However, contemplating the pesticides used in most apples these days puts me in a state of despair. However, organic apples I have very few qualms with, and they tend to be much juicier. However, with farm reforms, such delicious apples are found less and less as corporate farms take over.

It leaves me in despair.

[l_desu_bong]

I meant the fruit, actually...

You know, death gods like apples. You must find this to be interesting, since your whole life revolves around death...at least your own.

If you'd like I can find you organic, dispair-free apples and it will be my Christmas gift to you, since I strongly think you need one from somebody.

Would you eat them?

[despairsensei]

What is a death god? Are you trying to convert me to some cult? And such a smart individual, having been brainwashed! The prevalence of false religions in society has left me in despair!

Are you, perhaps, in possession of sarin gas?

Oh, if you wished to give me apples, I would probably eat them. It's probably better than my current diet of instant food, cold rice, and tea.