I love it when the hero dies

for the past few days I have been locked outside my truck. Bullshit says I!

What a crappy weekend oh man. Anything, and I do mean close to anything, that you people can throw out in terms of crappiness pale in comparison to my weekend. oi

Ok this post isn't as general as my last few have been, this one is pretty damn specific. Today's topic ( Read more... )

In my apartment I lock every door, both locks, I lock my room,and when I'm in the bathroom for any reason I lock the door. Except I don't lock the balcony door. At all. My roommates cannot quite grasp this idea, but the way I see it, if a person goes through the effort to scale the wall to get to me, he's earned the right to kill me. I wouldn't ( Read more... )

So you kidnap someone ( Read more... )

Don't you hate it when you're eating something, and for one reason or another you throw up. Then you come back to whatever you're eating and the very thought of it now makes you sick. But you also paid for it and it'd be a waste to let it go stale/expire/etc. So you wind up eating it all anyways. I can't eat brownies for awhile

what I love about Mexican Restaurants is that they are negativly correlated between how nice it looks and how good it tastes. The crappier the place, the better it is. People say it's because it's more authentic. I say it's because they drop the food. Follow me here people, you go to a fancy place. By fancy I mean they are wearing nice ( Read more... )

I hate going to the bathroom in a public place. Each time I go in one I always pray that the unrinals have those dividers so I don't have to pee next to a guy who leans just a little TOO close to you. I enjoy my space when I pee, I don't want you up in my business. I also hate it when the urinals are so shallow that you always get some splatter ( Read more... )

Everyday when I'm showering I always drop the soap. Every freakin' time.

I'd be eaten alive in prison

If a person of the same sex came up to you and said that they would give you theride of your life would you do it?

I'd sure as hell do it. I mean it's the ride of my life right? You really only get one of those