In New York City adultery is not a crime and this means that in New York City your husband can't be arrested when you catch him in bed with your best friend. It's just not gonna happen. And no, I didn't sleep with him, either. So just act like a normal women and slash his tires (of course as an officer of the law I can't condone this) or ( Read more... )

"Meeoww," Val woke up with a start ( Read more... )

I think I'm pretty much caught up on my own and Munch's paperwork, but he could have hidden some more.

Munch is much more difficult to deal with when you have a hangover.

Hopefully tomorrow will be better.

Is it sad that the one eventful thing that's happened to me lately it that I'm doing Munch's paperwork?

I so need a life. I just need to get out.

Maybe I'll call up Jamie and see if he wants to do anything.

I'm 33 now and not exactly single. I think that's progress.

A stack of Munch's paperwork is placed on his desk with pink post-it note that says "Do it yourself">

*a wrapped package containing a copy of Brokeback Mountain is left on Brian Cassidy's desk inside on top of DVD is a note that reads, "Thought you might want to know what the jokes are really about. Val"*

I really need to stop cooking. I'm not that good at it and it just leads to embarrassment.

First week back has been good, but slow. It's nice being able to stay inside most of the time.

Tomorrow will be my first day back at SVU.

I think I'm ready to go back.  I just needed some time to get my head together.