Comments | detective_dean: Dean Venture and the Mystery of the Wereodile...amoung other things!

detective_dean

Dean Venture and the Mystery of the Wereodile...amoung other things!

Jul 24, 2008 00:25

So yeah, like I said...we went out to the Amazon awhile ago, me and Hank and Brock and Pop...we were out there trying to make quick money like Pop likes to do, by training a monkey to fight and Pop was gonna sell this golden statue of this god he took from a nearby tribe or something, but then he met up with an old friend....who he apparently ( Read more... )

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plumpumpkin July 24 2008, 06:55:27 UTC

You were molested by what now?

detective_dean July 24 2008, 20:57:29 UTC

Uuuh...two twin girls that may have been possesed by demons, or possibly Wereodiles...? Eh heh...but I didn't give in to their sexual temptations, I promise!

plumpumpkin July 24 2008, 21:07:57 UTC

Uhh well that's your choice you know. I wouldn't want demon possesed whatevers on me but some guys just don't care in a case like that.

I guess good for you for standing up for your morals or whatever/

detective_dean July 25 2008, 02:39:59 UTC

I care! Especially if I'm gonna get eaten afterwards! I reeeeally don't think uh...sexual pleasure....is worth death honestly!

Thanks! ^_^

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imdeepthroat July 24 2008, 07:50:21 UTC

What the hell is a Wereodile?

detective_dean July 24 2008, 21:00:11 UTC

I believe it's like a strange version of the were WOLF, only instead of wolf it's a crocodile! I haven't done much research on them yet, but I believe they're mostly found in jungles.

cinnamonxbuns July 24 2008, 08:03:11 UTC

Dood. What the hell is wrong with ya? Ya don't turn down threesomes with girls tyin ya to their beds!

detective_dean July 24 2008, 21:02:09 UTC

Um, well you would think that, but...I'd say, you DEFINATELY DO if they may possibly be DEMONS who plan on EATING you afterwards, or might change into a WEREODILE during!!

cinnamonxbuns July 25 2008, 03:12:08 UTC

Even if they were monsters or whatever... If ya gahta die, why naht go out in the best possible way: tied to a bed and lettin two ladies have their way with ya?

detective_dean July 25 2008, 03:19:45 UTC

Well uh...

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I'd rather not DIE on my uh....FIRST time...ya know?! Eeeh...
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industrial_pink July 24 2008, 08:25:05 UTC

Thanks but you really don't need to get me anything.

[[locked to Dean]]

But if you really want to, you could hide Hank's batman costume. Its freaking me out a little.

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detective_dean July 24 2008, 21:13:32 UTC

Aww, ya sure? I really wouldn't mind ya know...since you're like, my friend and all...I mean, we are friends, right? I'd feel bad if I didn't get my friend a present.

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Really? That's all you want me to do? Sure thing! I hate that stupid costume anyway, it's so embarassing when he wears it when we go out in public! I'll have to find where he's hiding it...yeah, he totally hides it when he's not wearing it, so Pop won't throw it away. Laaame. If I can find it, I'll totally snag it from him and hide it somewhere he'll neeeeever find it! ;)
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detective_dean July 24 2008, 21:17:27 UTC

Um....yeah....it wasn't as good as it sounds, okay?! They were freakin' me out, they coulda been wereodiles or demons or something!

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detective_dean July 25 2008, 02:45:20 UTC

I dunno...they never showed any true forms to be either...but there was rumor of some type of monster being in the area, and they had grabbed me and took me back to their hut and tied me to the bed against my will! They took MY clothes off and started taking THEIR clothes off and...it's...it's NOT normal for girls to do that!! I mean...right?

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