Dean Venture and the Mystery of the Wereodile...amoung other things!

[detective_dean]

So yeah, like I said...we went out to the Amazon awhile ago, me and Hank and Brock and Pop...we were out there trying to make quick money like Pop likes to do, by training a monkey to fight and Pop was gonna sell this golden statue of this god he took from a nearby tribe or something, but then he met up with an old friend....who he apparently

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[grubermeister]

That's very unsavory behavior for girls. And wasteful, since there was two of them and one of you!

I've got the best episodes of the Original Series and the best movies all set aside so we can get the important stuff done quick!

[detective_dean]

Yeah...I might have like...possibly...been okay with it, if maybe they weren't BOTH trying to...and uh, plus there was word of a demon or monster or something being in the area...a wereodile...and it's not really "normal" of a girl to try and...tie me down and do the things they...wanted to do to me, so I knew SOMETHING was up...

Awesome! Pop was a little uncertian of me coming over at first, but when I told him that there'd be "responsible adults there" and what we'd be doing he just kinda laughed and said "oh is that all? whatever, have fun." so I'm free to come over! I can't wait! Did you want me to bring anything, like snacks or anything?

[grubermeister]

Bring salsa for the nachos! My brother was cool with it, but I don't think he pays attention to half of what I do.

[detective_dean]

Salsa, check! Okay then, super cool! I cannot WAIT to do this! Oh and don't worry, my dad's usually the same way. I think the only thing that concerned him at first was he wanted to be sure I wasn't walking into a super villian trap to get held for ransom, it's apparently a big pain in his butt to have to deal with that whenever it happens to me or Hank.

[detective_dean]

Really? No Deanie V.? Aww, bummer...

[detective_dean]

Oh. Well uh, I don't want that....what sounds...professional? I want to be all super business-y professional....

[ihatesoccer]

Kid are you high or somethin? I know eight year olds that make more sense than you.

[detective_dean]

No, I am NOT high thank you. I don't do drugs, drugs are bad!

8 year olds? Heeey...either you know some really smart little kids, or you're trying to say I'm STUPID! What about what I said doesn't make sense?! I'm known as "the smart one" in my family, ya know!

[monarch_the]

A paper, hmm? Oh I bet you're going to get a ton of eager subscribers.

[monarch_the]

I'm being supportive!

[detective_dean]

I have had a few readers write in asking me for advice already! I'm so excited, I didn't realize I'd have this many readers already! ^_^

[peter_white]

...you passed up having sex with a pair of twins.

Deanie V, you are one unusual teenaged boy.