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[detective_dean]

Oh yeah...I have this...blog thing here, don't I? Sorry to go all silent on it, really. It's just that...the past...well...days...weeks...geez, I've even lost track of time...but anyway, it's been...pretty bad. I mean, we went through the usual Venture problems our family seems to attract. Ya know, being attacked, having people sent to kill us,

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[monarch_the]

Wait, wait, wait-- Samson left you? Your family's hulking Aryan is gone?

[antagone]

Oh, Butterfly King, is that a twinkle in your dark eye? How wrong of you to take advantage of the words of a frightened young man.

[monarch_the]

No one's ever accused me of being moral, my dear Antagone.

[detective_dean]

Oh uh...crap...well...uuuum....maaaaybe.....

[blackulahunter]

Man, what kind of Christmas presents were you getting that they've all died? ...An ant farm? 'Cause you can just collect more of those.

[judgementok]

Ant farms are the best! Each ant is a special someone! TO BE LOVED AND CHERISHED! Not easily replaced!

...did that come off a little strong? Maybe...oh well!

Ant farms are especially great when they come with your very own limited edition Grace Ryan Radioactive brain play-set!

[blackulahunter]

...Are you another ant villain too now?

[judgementok]

No, but I happen to know rather deliciously evil one!

[detective_dean]

I really don't know...I mean, he had abunch of guys chasin' us tryin' to kill him but...to me that doesn't really seem any different then any other day. It's not like that doesn't happen all the time. I think it had something to do with the OSI being after him too maybe? I dunno...but I hope he comes back...and soon too!

[peter_white]

Now, I don't know exactly what happened, but I can tell you this - no matter what he said, he cares about you boys and your father.

[detective_dean]

Yeah, I think you're right Mr. White...I think he was just trying to keep us away from him so those guys wouldn't kill us too...golly I hope he comes back though! I sure don't feel too safe without him!

[cinnamonxbuns]

Ah jeeze kid. That's all kinds of fucked up.

[detective_dean]

Yeah...we really miss him...