shitass, now that's an awesome word and a new favorite saying.

plotting at waffle house rocks and so would kathy's house should the situation arise.

fuck the bon jovi shit at cave9, .....some people. gAH (<-purposely caps and un ( Read more... )

im tired. but no-doz is an instant cure. got some in my car ( Read more... )

ARTHUR: Old woman ( Read more... )

*****No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms ( Read more... )

i don't get it.

sleepiness = no doz = rocking my world, uncontrollably. word ( Read more... )

i am officially, on the record, sick ( Read more... )

megalophthalmus, pericardiosymphysis, and salpingo-ureterostomy

this is my time to enjoy freshly shaved legs. ::sniff sniff:: "ahhhhh".........wha?? what was all that about? dont ask, i think im crazy right now, i need to get to the everyday. i need an excuse to get out of this house! my car still isnt ready and i dont think it ever will be ready. damn painters! i was supposed to get it back today but NEVERMIND ( Read more... )

i had the most enlightening experience tonight. thanks Adelaide, for showing up hon, hah. i still had fun though. old people are awesome. but it was colddddd. frrreezing in fact. but i made some new friends and i am going back. it will be a saturday thing. all you cool kids can come drive by me in five points and yell obscenities. aight, it's ( Read more... )