Well, goodbye 2009. I wish all of you the best for 2010. Here's to the new year!

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Well, I haven’t posted on this thing I ages. I shall have to remedy that (because a bunch of stuff has happened since my last post back in July) but in the meanwhile, here’s a shorter and more honest version of the latest steaming pile of Twilight-related movie crap, New Moon…

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INT. ROBERT PATTINSON’S FAMILY’S HOUSE

KRISTEN STEWART is ( Read more... )

Well, last night's Carlisle LARP game went...interestingly. I think three players characters dead and/or missing is the highest turnover of any session to date. I guess this is what happens when a long and (some would say needlessly) convoluted conspiracy to remove one Kindred becomes public.
To paraphrase, there was one Ventrue (X) who decided that ( Read more... )

I should have made a post about this much earlier, because it was rather awesome. As foretold, I went to see the Walking with Dinosaurs Arena Spectacular the other week. Suffice to say, it ROCKED. Life-sized animatronic dinosaurs stomping around the stage was enough to bring my childish sense of glee to the fore, and all in all I had a fantastic ( Read more... )

Okay, it's been five weeks since my last update and rather a lot has been happening in that time.

First up, morticutor  and his GF spent some time up here in Carlisle, which was certainly fun. I managed to get my long-running Sabbat chronicle off to a suitably fitting end (at long last), though in hindsight I feel that the final session maybe wasn't one of my ( Read more... )

Looks like I haven't updated this thing in quite some time, and the last four weeks have seen a bunch of stuff happening.

For starters, my undergraduate degree is now finished. Over. Complete. The last deadline has been met and all I can do now is stomach the agonising wait until graduation day on July 20th. I'm looking forward to that, with no ( Read more... )

Three weeks since I last updated, and it feels quite a lot longer. Still, some significant things have happened recently, so I may as well write them down ( Read more... )

So...the happenings of the last fortnight.

Well, on April 6th I turned 22, which doesn't feel all that different to being 21. However, I am assured by many that it's all downhill from here. I didn't do anything spectacular for my birthday, but this Friday I have a night out in Newcastle planned which should be fun providing enough people turn up. ( Read more... )

Probably the best thing to ever come out of the godsawful Twilight franchise: the abridged movie script! (courtesy of the editing room)

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EXT. WASHINGTON

KRISTEN STEWART goes to FORKS, WASHINGTON.

KRISTEN STEWART (V.O.)

Once upon a time, there lived an enchanting girl named Stephenie Meyer, er I mean Kristen Stewart. She was so awesome that her ( Read more... )

Looks like WALKING WITH DINOSAURS is coming to Newcastle. Fifteen life-sized animatronic dinosaurs will be present at the Metro Radio Arena in July this year, as part of a £10 million show spectacular, so the website says.

Well, I'm going. I don't think my conscience would allow me to miss it.