In need of assitance.

[deutschy]

I find myself in need of relationship advice and recommendations for books on the subject of relationship advice. I have plenty at home, including notecards and spreadsheets made from careful study of the subject material, but all of the information gleaned seems to have escaped me. I am also no longer home and cannot reference any of it, so

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[buonobuono_ooh]

I have very useful relationship advice.

[deutschy]

I have heard yours and may take some of it into consideration, though possibly not in the way you might want.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Wait a second.

WHY DO YOU NEED RELATIONSHIP ADVICE?!

[deutschy]

As a precaution. I have been consulting such books for decades, so often that I feel quite hopeless without them.

[prussianized]

[deutschy]

Am I not.

[prussianized]

I do have the proper icons right now to express my... discontent by this post. Or amusement. Discontent and amusement.

West, are you having issues with Italy again?

[deutschy]

Not issues. "Issues" implies something bad.

[fire_temptress]

Usually it comes from more of a hands on method of learning than anything books can teach you.

[deutschy]

Ah... hands on? Would you mind elaborating a bit?

[fire_temptress]

It's easier to learn as you do. You don't learn about walking, you get up and walk.

[deutschy]

But before one walks, one must learn what walking is.

[pastapasta_ooh]

What do you need a dictionary for? I can tell you what things mean!

[deutschy]

There is something that your brother told me to say to you and I am not sure if it is something I would want to say.

[pastapasta_ooh]

Well you can ask me what it means and then decide whether or not to say it!

[deutschy]

That may ruin the moment if in fact it is something I would want to say.

[owatta]

I-I'm sorry... b-but I don't t-think y-you n-need advice at all...

[deutschy]

I disagree. Why would you think this?

[owatta]

b-because... i-if you...r-rely on books too much... y-you won't be b-being your true s-self...

I-I'm sorry! I-I'm...not good at explaining things...

[deutschy]

Hm. I have always tried to follow the rules on every occasion, though. You could say that that is my true self.