In need of assitance.

[deutschy]

I find myself in need of relationship advice and recommendations for books on the subject of relationship advice. I have plenty at home, including notecards and spreadsheets made from careful study of the subject material, but all of the information gleaned seems to have escaped me. I am also no longer home and cannot reference any of it, so

Comments

[turnipsmeister]

Ah, it just so happens that I do know a very good book on the arts of love.

[deutschy]

Is there any chance I can borrow it? Or might you know where I can purchase it?

[bellabelgium]

Relationship advice? Maybe you can ask Francis?

[deutschy]

Hm. Possibly. Do you think he would take me seriously, though?

[bellabelgium]

I'm not sure. I think he might definitely question it but I'm sure if you asked he would.

[deutschy]

Perhaps I will ask, though I wonder if his advice will be easy for me to comply with.

[teatime_bitch]

Notecards and spreadsheets...

[deutschy]

Spreadsheets to consult on my lunch breaks at work. Notecards to stealthily consult when with the person in question.

[teatime_bitch]

Why don't you try reading a bloody Harlequin novel instead. I think that might better your chances.

[deutschy]

The information I gain from my books is sometimes hit or miss, but fictional novels are not bound to be much better.

[makesyoucoffee]

A-ah, Germany, I think it would be best to just...express yourself without books?

[deutschy]

These books tell me how to do so, though.

[makesyoucoffee]

But...the people who wrote those books aren't you, right?
I t-think they're just writting based on their own experiences, but it's not your relationship so everything they say might not work...

[deutschy]

But what if it does? I think that is a risk worth taking.

[chameleongun]

Relationship advice?

[deutschy]

Yes. I find myself constantly in need of it.

[chameleongun]

I can get you an Italian-German dictionary. Or you could make use of the various online translators.

[deutschy]

Online translators?

...Scheiße. I am glad I did not say that to Italy, now.