In need of assitance.

[deutschy]

I find myself in need of relationship advice and recommendations for books on the subject of relationship advice. I have plenty at home, including notecards and spreadsheets made from careful study of the subject material, but all of the information gleaned seems to have escaped me. I am also no longer home and cannot reference any of it, so

Comments

[haruishere]

Haru might be able to help!

[deutschy]

Who is Haru? You don't mean that boy who is always annoying Romano?

[haruishere]

N-No! I'm Haru!

[deutschy]

Oh. I apologize, I didn't know.

Do you have any literary resources on the subject of relationships?

[lu_dao_gu_niang]

...I'm confused.

[deutschy]

What about?

[lu_dao_gu_niang]

You can learn about this from...books and notecards and spreadsheets...?

[deutschy]

I have been trying to for quite a while. I still have much to learn, though.

[deutschy]

Yes. How do you mean?

[deutschy]

We Germans do seem to have a... fondness for Italians.

[flatlikeawall]

Is your relationship having some problems?

[deutschy]

I don't currently have a relationship.

But current circumstances seem to be heading in that direction and I wish to be prepared.

[flatlikeawall]

You have a crush~! Hehe~! Are you going to express your love for this person?

[deutschy]

Express my love?

...I don't know.

[doubleppk]

I only know two words in Italian but I know quite a bit of German. And a lot about relationships gone awry. What's the problem?

[deutschy]

Nothing has gone awry, and that is the way I would like to keep it.

The problem is that I need to find the right way to... ah, kiss someone.

[doubleppk]

Smart man.

There isn't really a wrong way as long as you're sure they wouldn't mind. Even then sometimes. Don't overthink it. More passionate that way. Just convey what you mean to and everything will follow suit.

[deutschy]

I see. ...I think.