Christmas was brilliant! We had my mum and Gui's parents over on Christmas Eve, an I thought it was gonna be horrible cos Gui's mum is dead mean, but she weren't that bad this time. Reckon everyone was on their best behaviour ( Read more... )

I know I should still be furious with Gui about that wanky posh wedding shit, and I wanna be, but...fuckin hell I just had the best sex of my life on Halloween an if Gui lets me give him a seein to like that regularly, then we can get married on the fuckin moon for all I care.

I couldn’t believe he actually let me go on top, and he fuckin loved ( Read more... )

I can't believe it's already been a week since Halloween! I felt like a right toff in that Eton suit, though I guess that was the point. Havin a proper top hat and cane was brilliant. I kept whacking Pete in the back of the legs with my cane when he least expected it, trying to make him fall down haha ( Read more... )

So me an Gui went to see that wanky fuckin mansion he wants to get married at. I mean I reckon it's pretty enough if your a total toff, but it just don't really feel like us. By the end of the tour I was ready to lamp him one anyway, cos he kept makin comments about how "My mum will like this" or "My parents would love this place." Fuckin marry ( Read more... )

Oh my god, you know what's the worst fuckin thing ever? Havin to go to work on a saturday!! I thought the whole point of havin our own gallery was that we'd get to set our own hours and only come in when we wanted...BUT NO, it's saturday morning and here we are. We ain't been sellin as much lately cos it's a weird time of year with summer bein over ( Read more... )

June threw me an Gui a surprise engagement party last saturday! It was brilliant, cos we really weren't expectin nothin. I thought we was just goin to the park for a picnic and then when we met her there, she had a whole proper set up with a table and strings of lights and our mates was there an all ( Read more... )

All this wedding plannin bollocks would go well faster if Gui would just let me have my way on everythin :P I ain't being a brat about it or nothin, but Gui is mental if he thinks people are gonna wanna fly to France just for our weddin. Everyone ain't rich enough to just take a holiday for sommat like that. Plus there ain't no way Gui's mum would ( Read more... )

I been well busy lately. Gui's birthday was the end of last month, and I baked a cake for him an all! I ain't ever made a cake before, an now I can see why people buy them already made ones cos it's a fuckin hassle. I didn't think I was doin too bad at it, but then I started to frost it before it cooled down completely and the frosting started ( Read more... )

Wow I ain't posted in ages, but that's cos I have been actually buried alive under wedding magazines. Fuckin hell, plannin a wedding is the most complicated thing ever! I reckoned it'd be dead easy cos it's just like a party innit? An I've thrown tons of parties, but it's well more than that, cos you gotta think about the venue and music and ( Read more... )

GUESS WHAT MY BOYFRIEND FIANCE GAVE ME?


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