Trailer Update

[deviantfix]

So pissed.

The Towing Yard wont release the trailer to me because my name is not "Kingdom of Caid".... So now I have to scramble to get someone official like to write me up a letter on official kingdom letterhead. I wonder if there is even such a thing.

And if they cant get it to me today, The impound yard charges another $80...

*sigh*

Comments

[deviantfix]

Kolfinna had an excellent suggestion: Change my name to "Jason Kingdom of Caid Rogers".... Then I could just say it's my middle name and get the trailer....

Stupid scamming Tow yards... they're just trying to keep it another day so they can take all my money.....

[beetlefuck]

If you get it back in time for the party, we should all take turns having sex on it.

Just because.

[deviantfix]

Sounds like a solid plan to me....

[sidelong]

Or you could move the party to the tow yard and have sex in their office. Before urinating in it and lighting it on fire.

When in doubt, go for broke.

[deviantfix]

Brutal... I knew i liked you for some reason..... How bout we all do both? Trailer first, then the impound yard?

Are you able to come down for the party?

[thedukeatreides]

With the luck you're having, they'll probably charge you for the time spent in their office and any damages done to said office by the aforementioned activities. That is, if you get caught. And if the only thing missing from the tow yard is the kingdom trailer, they'll know who it was. So we've gotta steal a whole bunch of cars from the tow yard when we go get the trailer so that the trailer is just one more thing that went missing. Ah, Grand Theft Auto . . .

And have you had the trailer parked on the street this whole reign? We should tar and feather whoever it was that had it towed. Maybe at the party?

I'm assuming Caid is NOT reimbursing you for the impound yard fees? They should, with all the crap you've gone through to get the trailer back. Especially since you're paying for someone else's trailer. Since your name is not, in fact, "Kingdom of Caid".

[deviantfix]

... You're probably right. I know that they have someone in the office 24/7 so we might have to knock someone out to make this happen.... and they are behind bullet-proof glass so that is going to cause some problems too. We'll need some serious recon and planning. Italian Job?

I bet they have some sweet cars/trucks there that would make good GTA fodder.

And no. As far as I know the Kingdom is NOT paying for the fees... my fault, my problem right? Right. Whatever... It's not like I had any use for the money anyway so I might as well pay the impound yard... I'm leaving work early today because I did not bring the license plate number with me to work and Eilidh needs it to write the letter allowing me to take the trailer. *sigh*

Never ending....

[sidelong]

My dearest Augustine--

It is with great regret and shame that I must rescind my RSVP to your soiree this Saturday evening. I was unable to reconfigure my work schedule, and therefore am expected in Isles shortly after dawn on the Sabbath day, in uniform with a perky smile on my face.

I guarantee I'm less excited about this prospect than you are.

Most faithfully and regretfully, I remain
Yours,
Enid

Sorry, dude. Wish I could make it, but circumstances conspired.

Unless we could steal a car Saturday night and I could drive it across a few counties to get back to SB... Hmm...

If I come down, it'll just be a day thing on Saturday. Hopefully common sense will die out and I'll see you there.

[deviantfix]

Dear sweet Enid,

I am deeply sorrowed to hear the horrific news that you will be unable to attend the festivities this weekend due to your place of employment refusing to bend to your needs. Please accept my most sincere regrets that you will be unable to attend said soiree this Saturday evening. We were very much looking forward to your presence and our party is sure to be diminished greatly with your absence.

In deepest sorrow and longing, I am still
Yours,
Augustine