I find myself increasingly confronted, haunted even, by faces and events from my past. After so many years of shrugging my shoulders about things I've finally started to feel things that I know I should have felt all along: anger, bitterness, guilt, shame and a sense of massive injustice that, on top of everything, that the person in question seems ( Read more... )

Here is my synopsis for every Jane Austen book ever written ( Read more... )

... I mean in a financial sense ( Read more... )

... older, wiser and yet, somehow, poorer.

I tried the whole Twitter thing but it was just too 21st Century, so I'm back here, keeping it old school. (@Twitter: you stink).

I've had a great laugh looking through some of my old posts. Apparently I liked The Killers. Why was I not mocked?

So, what do you get if you spend most of your work day surfing the internet and phoning up fax machines to make it look like you're busy?

Well, in my case - a promotion!

My first livejournal entry in almost a year! Go me!

Or for my birthday.....


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The pope has solved the HIV/AIDS crisis in Africa.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4081276.stm

Way to go, shithead.

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People often complain to me that I don't update my livejournal.

They're wrong. I do.

See?