# 006 - 28 September 2022

[devilandsea]

Okay. So maybe I kind of FORGOT writing in a diary is required for school. And I tried to throw it away but I got caught and told yes, I STILL have to write in this thing so, HERE I AM. WRITING.

Are you fucking kidding me? Are we really considering a bloody DANCE? I am not going to wear a dress again.

JAMES. When are WE gonna to get the pitch for

Comments

[smithami]

He looks like a killer.

[devilandsea]

He'll be bringing back even BIGGER prey in no time.

[with_bite]

Could you train him to hunt down some Slytherin Quidditch players?

[smithami]

Could you get a life?

[jackedoff]

Poor mouse! Does Killer like to cuddle?

[devilandsea]

TASTY MOUSE, apparently. Does a cat with the name KILLER sounds like he enjoys cuddling? No. He just kills things.

[jackedoff]

What is the point of a cat if he doesn't cuddle?

[devilandsea]

Uh to train it to kill things?

[with_bite]

I get onto the pitch the odd evening, if you want some extra practice.

[devilandsea]

Brill! Consider me there.

[with_bite]

Do you fancy a one-on-one game or should I throw tennis balls for you to catch or something?

[devilandsea]

How about some tennis balls first and then we can do a little one-on-one for practise?

[brummiebacon]

It looks like he could bite someone's nose off while they're sleeping.

[devilandsea]

ONE CAN ONLY HOPE.

[buttonholed]

That thing is hideous.

[devilandsea]

EXCUSE ME?

[buttonholed]

Maybe I'm giving you too much credit but I think you can read.

[devilandsea]

Yeah, unfortunately for you.