Okay. So maybe I kind of FORGOT writing in a diary is required for school. And I tried to throw it away but I got caught and told yes, I STILL have to write in this thing so, HERE I AM. WRITING.

Are you fucking kidding me? Are we really considering a bloody DANCE? I am not going to wear a dress again.

JAMES. When are WE gonna to get the pitch for ( Read more... )

Right okay so what's all this about more purebloods getting MURDERED, then? I heard they were cut up to bits and that it's gonna be closed casket because they were so mutilated. AYE, BECAUSE KILLING TOTALLY WORKED LAST TIME. Fucking losers. Bet they wouldn't think it was so pro-active if it happened to their family, yeah? Way to not solve your ( Read more... )

WE CAN STOP TALKING ABOUT RUGBY NOW. THANKS.

As the end of the week draws near, I have come to this conclusion: Muggle Studies is STILL boring. Why's it gotta be mandatory for muggleborns to take Muggle Studies, too? I know this shite.

Oh well.

At least it's easy. Like Flowers's mum.

Who the bloody hell was that clumsy as all girl on the train that practically fell on me? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, LEARN HOW TO WALK. I had my kitten with me -- what if he was SQUISHED by your fat arse ( Read more... )

EMERGENCY.

Someone do a spell on this entry so only Gryffindor Quidditch players can read replies. I can't get those damn charms right.

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