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[devilingenuity]

My brother is holding me hostage.

He won't feed me.

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[badasscasual]

Lies!

[devilingenuity]

You're the liar.

I can see my ribs.

[badasscasual]

You're the one who turned down Kyrie's soup, not me.

[devilingenuity]

Don't you fucking lie.

[needsmoarlight]

Do you Sparda boys just have an inherent need to complain about food?

[devilingenuity]

... Well, maybe if women did their jobs in the kitchen, we wouldn't have to.

[needsmoarlight]

You're absolutely right.

Do you need directions?

[devilingenuity]

Well, normally I don't waste my time dragging a woman by the hair to her rightful location like a caveman, but if you insist.

[redstrength]

He is?

Why won't he feed you?

[badasscasual]

I'm PLENTY willing to feed, he's just being a finicky little bitch.

[devilingenuity]

I am not.

[badasscasual]

Are too.

[sing_my_faith]

Brother?

[devilingenuity]

Hello.

[sing_my_faith]

Hello. I'm Kyrie.

-PRIVATE AND UNHACKABLE AND OH GOD PANIC-

[rev_it_up]

Kyrie. Don't. Please - this guy, he's--

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Just stay away from him. Please. Please.

[angelinashes]

sad

[devilingenuity]

Sad?

[angelinashes]

he won't feed you. and he's holding you hostage.

[devilingenuity]

That's right. Because family is a terrible thing, don't you think?