This really isn't that damn confusing.

[devilinmyblood]

For all of my dick and balls comments and however many times I may tell someone to "blow me" when I either seriously or playfully disagree with them, I am in fact a vagina sporting homo-sapien. In layman's terms, I'm a woman; yes! The female of our species... or my species anyway. I don't pretend to know what might be reading this journal

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[omnipredation]

Why the fuck not. See, this is why I think you should try your hand at writing. Your rants are fucking funny. YOU are funny. I don't value you because you do or do not have a twat, but rather because you're a good friend. You've been here, there, around the goddamn block (twat included), and it has never for one damn nanosecond diminished your take on reality.

So I'm just here to chime in and say that as long as you know what's ACTUALLY IMPORTANT, go ahead. Same to everybody else: What-the-fuck-ever. Do it and be done with it, but don't sit on the sidelines and bitch and moan about how your twat (or dick) meant you didn't have a chance.

Yup. People are pretty lame.

And just so you know, you may be a short, overweight, braindamaged ASSHOLE, but you're still my absolute favourite short, overweight brain-damaged asshole. Wouldn't trade you for the world... and while I understand that this was just a rant and not something designed for laughs, thanks for the laughs anyway. I read it all and I LOL'd a few times

[devilinmyblood]

Oh Damian... EVERYTHING I do is designed for laughs. ^_^ I'm glad you laughed, because while true, it was supposed to be funny.

[omnipredation]

If you really wanted it to be funny, you could have posted this with more penis. Seriously. What's your damage? ^_^

[devilinmyblood]

Not everyone will GET that joke, though. ^_^