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SQUIDS! -
This really isn't that damn confusing.
For all of my dick and balls comments and however many times I may tell someone to "blow me" when I either seriously or playfully disagree with them, I am in fact a vagina sporting homo-sapien. In layman's terms, I'm a woman; yes! The female of our species... or my species anyway. I don't pretend to know what might be reading this journal ( Read more... ) -
Oh my mohawk sporting white Jesus, you can't be serious...
Let me amuse you with religious bullshit.
I don't know if you were in high school long enough to notice this phenomenon, and by "phenomenon" I mean contradictory weirdness from a parallel dimension, but I noticed at the ass end of my Junior and into my Senior years a very odd little clique coming into the spotlight. That's right, enter the gothic/ ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Meat Cake
Just about everyone who knows me knows my answer to this question. My Senegal parrot, Devastator, won the battle against PDD over the course of a year. He was admitted to emergency care at the vet about six times, thirteen appointments, and stayed there for more than a day under their care about nine times. He was given a series of antibiotics to ( Read more... ) -
Hey... it's a fucking good question.
Tsuki Aka X9: How the hell else do you think I'd see it?
Tsuki Aka X9: Which leads to this question:
VidelicetOmnes: WITH THE EYES IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD.
Tsuki Aka X9: If you clone yourself and have sex with your clone is it A. Masturbation B. Homosexuality C. Incest.
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Stumbling a little...
So, we've all noticed that I've not posted ONE of my 100 challenge pictures. Oddly enough, that doesn't mean I haven't done any of them. I actually have a whopping FIVE of them finished. I guess the problem is with me, because I hate them. Ugh ( Read more... ) -
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I haven't posted in awhile. Things have been okay, I guess.
I learned some things about someone I loved that shook me up pretty bad. If you don't know what I'm talking about just from reading that sentence, then there's a good chance you'll never know. You can ask, but please don't be upset with me if I choose not to tell.
I'm doing a 100 challenge ( Read more... ) -
Stuff.
1. You must answer yes or no.
2. You may not explain unless someone asks you to.
Have you ever....
Taken a picture naked? Yes
Made money illegally? Yes
Had a one-night stand? No
Been in a fistfight? Yes
Slept with your best friend? Yes
Had sex in a public place? No
Ditched work to have sex? No
Slept with a member of the same sex? Yes
Seen someone die? Yes
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WTF
1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat - use the sink.
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Little quiz
1. What's for breakfast?
I had a turkey and Swiss sandwich from Arby's.
2. Do you read a newspaper daily?
Not daily. Sometimes on the train, or in a waiting room. I keep on top of the news pretty well, but I don't really subscribe to any papers.
3. What do you do when you can't sleep?
I go do something else. If I can't sleep, then there won't be any ( Read more... )