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Wow... What else can I say but wow. What started as an argument between Chris and I as to who will work Saturday turned into... wow. Apparently he does not need me anymore. He has decided to follow everyone's advice to him to "let me go". Friendship sounds like too much of a problem for him, so I will let him go. He has people messaging him ( Read more... )

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.

( My results for AFTER you do this )

Ok so people keep mentioning this alleged party that I threw this past Friday.  Some want pictures, some want to relive the experience, some, some, some.  I must say the party went over well, and I could not have thrown such a bash without some help.  So Melly, Renge, Les, Evel, Blue, and everyone that showed up... THANKS!!!!!!

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Heard this one on XM radio yesterday:

What is the difference between a homo and a hunting dog?

The dog sics ducks.

I sure would like to sic a duck....

-Dev

Take the quiz: "If we fucked would I like it?"

I'd look at you and laugh, then walk away
I'm sorry to say, but my dear I wouldn't fuck you. Either you aren't good enough for me or you are just too boring in the sack. You don't turn me on, you probally aren't hot enough, and you probally couldn't handle me. So no... we have never and will never fuck ( Read more... )

:o) I think this party is going over well...

I am feeling pretty good right now, have had many drinks out of my penis straw :o)

Wish the rest of you could be here :)

Happy b-day to Sean :) Loves and huggles for everyone that deserves them :)

:)

Haven't felt this good in a few days ;)

Thank (insert supreme being here) for friends

Love,

Another day in paradise. Same old same old here. Chatted up the boss lady today and made her repeat a funny sound effect she made to simulate someone grinding on one of the lab grinders. I made her smile and she made me smile. I like when my boss is happy.
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