[Transcribed yelling as if in pain; all dictated]

God--! I didn't even take two bites of that cake, and now I have possibly the worst headache I've had since the Host Club Halloween party!

Wh-- what the hell is in that thing?!

((OoC: ... I think Hikaru just has the worst luck in existence. ♥ Thanks, One, Two, and Mero. XD))