Come on, seriously? Business is like molasses in January. I guess the place is too... inauspicious. Maybe I should run some ads or something. Dammit, what does that cost? Can't get any leads on who I have to kill to get to the Overlord, can't get any missions. What the hell kind of demon world is this?...Okay. Anybody wanna help me vent some ( Read more... )

... Funny.

Oh, whatever. I'll buy a real building when I can. Bastards.

Devil May Cry is officially open for business!Think of it this way: as long as demons are involved, I'll take just about any job you can come up with, for the right price. Considering the location, I don't think there's any need for a password. You can stop by the "office" or ( Read more... )

Well, this doesn't figure. I've been to the demon world before, and this dump would have a hard time reminding me of it any less. Too many penguins, not enough anguish. Not to mention, it's supposed to be a little too hard to get here from earth for a guy to just drop in by accident ( Read more... )