Backsliding... as in sliding backward...

[devilot_girl]

I don't remember what day this happened on, but a guy walked into the store threw down two dollars and said, "Lighter

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[_una_]

Here I thought folks on cellphones didn't bother you! ;D

[_una_]

Personally, I think folks assume that if you're working in a gas station, you must not be able to formulate sentences except those you've practiced repeatedly in the mirror, getting rewards each time you managed to keep the words in the correct order. It's their way of helping our heads to not explode. Ahh, misguided souls. Perhaps we can make their heads explode instead!

[tmriddle1225]

We will kill them all! Stupid customers!

[devilot_girl]

I'm all about prodding them in the ear with something hot or something that emits a surprisingly high electrical charge every time they backslide into primitive forms of communication.